"Rise of the Silver Surfer" is the second "Fantastic 4" film, but I'm betting it won't be the last.

Why? 'Cause I'm going out for "Fantastic 5."

My costume is worthy of entry alone (even if Jessica Alba isn't so sure about it!).

I could be either "Dizzyman," where I spin until I fall down in front of the bad guy, or I could be "Over-eating man," where I just have a really good meal. And then I can hardly move, but I provide sort of an impediment.

Good thing Chris Evans knows people - he's going to put in a good word for me.

So cast of "Fantastic 4:" I look forward to doing a movie with you. But next time, include me and make it "Fantastic 5."