Let's just end the suspense right off the top: I'm going to be OK, and that means you're going to be OK, at least in a broad, general, "end-of-the-world" kind of way.
I know because Rene Aceves told me so, after the Tarot cards told HIM so. I went to Rene to get some kind of read on my immediate future after reading and hearing material on the Family Radio Network suggesting that May 21, 2011 will be the last Saturday of all. Or at least the last Saturday, or any day, before The Rapture, when some Christians get wafted into heaven and the rest of the world is left behind to suffer five months of pure hell before the actual end of everything.
And remember it all starts happening, this beginning of the end, this Saturday. The Family Radio website even has a little countdown calendar with the year "2012" ominously slashed with the red international symbol for "this ain't happening." Three days.
"Kind of disconcerting news," said John Keiser, a board member with Seattle Athiests.
With a straight face, Keiser says they're just here to help. They're soliciting disaster relief funds for the end-times, saying they will be here on earth to help anybody left behind cope with the suffering. And if the Rapture doesn't materialize this weekend as Family Radio head Harold Camping says it will, they plan to use any money raised to fund a nature and science summer camp for kids.
"This world is all we've got, and we've got to make it a little better," he said.
It all makes me wonder whether I should be putting some serious thought into my closing comments for the 5:00 o'clock news this Saturday. They could dramatic, and my last, if Rene and his tarot cards turn out to be wrong.
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