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Vasectomies increase during March Madness

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Posted on March 17, 2010 at 1:58 PM

SEATTLE – It appears men have found out that the first week of the NCAA Tournament is the perfect time to get a vasectomy.

Across the country, urologists like Dr. Stephen Jones of the Cleveland Clinic find that the number of scheduled vasectomies tends to jump by 50 percent the week that the tournament begins.

"We'll certainly see a load start early Thursday morning and they're prepared by the time the games get started. A lot of those guys are already ready. They're propped back and hopefully icing down and ready for a good weekend," said Jones.

A good weekend of doing nothing but chilling out with your feet up. So, no working on that honey-do list.

"At least 24 to 48 hours with an ice pack on. Frozen peas and corn are often used. Some of the guys tease about a cold beer. I'm not sure how well that works," said Jones.

Doctors have noticed a similar jump in surgeries just before the Super Bowl, too.

What if you want to use a vasectomy as an excuse for next year? The procedure is reversible, so you can do it all over again.


 

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blankingout said on March 20, 2010 at 12:11 AM

Sky changes shades in my world... Already one of my exes got pregnant and tried to pin it on me saying I got to "man up" and "accept my responsibility". Normal I would be screwed, I even asked her to get an abortion and she said no. I knew she wasn't against abortion and confirmed it later.. well I figure instead of tell her I shoot blanks, I just waited out the legal period she could get an abortion. A week after I handed her my notarized copy from my doctor about my vasectomy and told her I hope she and the father have a great life. I heard the next day she tried to get the abortion, but they said no. HA HA HA HA! The only way this will ruin my fun is when some pesky law maker gives men the same equal ability to chose parenthood as women or at least as far as legal responsibility.

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jonny0015 said on March 18, 2010 at 6:47 PM

hey guys once you get the snip you get to bang other women than your wife and unless there is a camera around..you get the idea..no woman comin around sayin "you my baby daddy"

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millkirk said on March 18, 2010 at 6:41 AM

blankingout..............you are living up to your name as usual. All reflected in the sentence structure. What color is the sky in your world?

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mzalbo22 said on March 18, 2010 at 6:18 AM

Ha! My boyfriend JUST did this!

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esmarine said on March 17, 2010 at 9:56 PM

Cleansing the gene pool???

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homeslicebryce said on March 17, 2010 at 8:40 PM

Who thought up this sick statistic?

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blankingout said on March 17, 2010 at 7:21 PM

Remember if you are unmarried, don't her you got one..

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mclovin said on March 17, 2010 at 3:17 PM

too bad they're not done to the players.

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rnl52 said on March 17, 2010 at 2:16 PM

haha....time off for the big dance.

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